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Proctologist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by doubletap1, Oct 30, 2002.

  1. doubletap1

    doubletap1

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    A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.

    The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would

    be with him in just a few minutes.

    When the man sat down and began observing the tools he noticed there were

    three items on a stand next to the exam table: A Tube of K-Y Jelly; A

    Rubber Glove; and A Beer.

    When the doctor finally came in the man said, "Look Doc, I'm a little

    confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what

    the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

    At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

    The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......

    "Dammit, Helen! I said a BUTT LIGHT!"
    ;P
     
  2. ubimow

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    the beer is for the guy to drink before the doctor starts probing!
     

  3. techie

    techie WJLL

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    I remember the character Jack Elam played on those CannonBall Run movies........looked like he always had one too many beers. Boy did he have a long finger!!