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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.
    After a while one of them said, "You think you have
    family problems? Listen to my situation: A few
    years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up
    daughter and we got married. Lately, my father
    married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter
    my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also
    my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
    Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a
    son. This boy was my half brother because he was my
    father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's
    daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That
    made me grandfather of my half-brother. This was
    nothing until my wife and I had a son.
    Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is
    also the grandmother. This makes my father the
    brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my
    father's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law,
    my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my
    father's nephew and I am my own grandfather and you
    think you have family problems.
     
  2. Rebeldon

    Rebeldon

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    That had me laughing to tears!

    ~1