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Problems, Problems

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zeker, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. Zeker

    Zeker

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    A New York policeman comes across a 90 year old man sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. Thinking the man is in some kind of pain, the cop asks him if he is OK. "No! I'm not OK" snapped the old man. I got married last week to a 29 year old supermodel" he sobbed "and all she wants to have sex with me. No sooner do I wake up in the morning and she wants to make love. All afternoon she wants to make love. Late at night, she wants to make love to me. That's all she wants to do, is make love". Once again, the old man started crying uncontrollably.

    The cop said, "I don't understand", the cop said. "You're married to a gorgeous woman that wants to have sex with you morning, noon and night. That's every man's dream. Why are you crying.

    The old man let out a pitiful waling sound and said, "I can't remember where I live".
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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  3. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    That sucks! Poor guy. ;a