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Prison VS Work

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 10, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8 ' X 10 ' cell.
    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6 ' X 8 ' cubicle.

    IN get three meals a day.
    AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

    IN get time off for good behaviour.
    AT get more work for good behaviour.

    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN can watch TV and play games.
    AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN get your own toilet.
    AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
    AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...they are called managers

    Have a Great Day at WORK !!
  2. CaptDoug04

    CaptDoug04 PM 2005

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    Feb 16, 2003
    In the big house
    Uh, I work IN a prison ;g