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Preventive Medicine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Aug 17, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Preventive Medicine......
    >
    > An 80-year-old woman went to the Doctor for a check up.
    >She was required to bring with her all types of medicine she
    >had at home. As the Doctor was looking through these he came
    >across Birth Control pills.
    > "Mrs. Smith, do you realize that these are Birth Control pills"?
    >he said.
    > "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
    > "But Mrs. Smith there is nothing in them that would help you
    >to sleep!"
    > "I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it
    >in the glass of orange juice that my 17-year-old granddaughter
    >drinks, believe me doctor, it helps me sleep at night!"