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Pretty close to the truth . . .

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by robin303, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
    One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America!"
    The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
    The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
     
  2. Atomic Punk

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  3. Mrs Glockrunner

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    Probably closer to the truth than we would like to admit. Sure hope we wake up pretty soon....
     
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  5. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    I wonder how many of then DID come via the ocean?