We have two candidates who both want to be President. I have the perfect solution. Mr. Bush has been President for four years, so let's re-elect him and take advantage of his experience as Commander In Chief. On the other hand, Mr. Kerry says that he knows how to solve the problems in Iraq, so let's elect him President of Iraq. This should be more to his liking since Iraq has twelve presidential palaces. This would be much more in line with his lavish life style. All in favor say AYE.