President Clinton Undergoes Emergency Surgery for Blocked Coronary Artery

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  1. LanceOregon

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    Just flashed on CNN, word from President Bill Clinton's lawyer that the former President has just undergone emergency surgery to fix a blocked coronary artery after Clinton complained of severe chest pains today. Two stents were inserted by Clinton's cardiologist into the blocked artery to open it up.

    Clinton is recovering at Columbia University Medical Center, where the procedure was done. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is currently in route to New York from the capitol.

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  2. Fixxer

    Fixxer Got ointment?

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    I hope they gave him male nurses...:supergrin:
     

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    Or lesbian nurses. :supergrin:
     
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    Wow, hope everything turns out ok for him.
     
  5. LanceOregon

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    Doctors talking on CNN right now are very concerned that all of those years of eating at McDonald's may now be catching up with him. He has lost weight, and has been taking medication since his earlier heart bypass operation.

    However, they said that does nothing to undo all of the damaged done by plaque buildup in his arteries before that. The plaque from eating all of those Big Macs still remains inside him.

    People should learn from Clinton's experience, and stop eating at McDonald's ASAP.

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    Was Murtha's doctor involved?
     
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    That fried food fetish caught up to him.
     
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    May he rest in peace.:)
     
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    Hope he is ok. Wait...did I say that? :supergrin:
     
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    Go figure,........may the DaYUmn liar rest in peace. :tongueout:
     
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    tantrix J'aimeLouisiane

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    Well, too late to say bad things about him...the damage he did while he was in office is already done. At this point I'll just go easy and say I couldn't care less about the Clintons.
     
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    He looks way older than he is. I guess being a duplicitous liar does age one.
     
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    Anyone that has seen supersize me would be wise to stop eating McDonalds crap. It isn't natural!
     
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    never cared for him as a president or a man. don't wish him any ill health i'd like to see him get whats coming to him one day.
     
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    No problem, just get Monica Lewinsky to blow it out.:)
     
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    No. If he had been, Clinton would probably be dead now.

    I still cannot figure out how Murtha managed to die. Gallbladder surgery is normally very successful, and rarely has complications. Yet, Murtha's doctor managed somehow to cut into Murtha's intestine during the surgery, which then led to his death.

    I wonder if Murtha's family will hire an attorney to sue for malpractice?

    In comparison, Clinton has been getting excellent health care. I guess ex-Presidents get very good health insurance.

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    McDonald's? Was she an intern too? :shocked:
     
  19. LanceOregon

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    You would like for him to leave Hillary and marry Monica???

    Would that be justice? Monica has not aged very well.


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    Actually, looking at President's you'll see that most of them who serve 2 terms seem to age a whole lot during that time.

    I guess some things do stick to teflon. Hope he pulls through ok.