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Prescription for Arsenic

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, May 19, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    >Prescription for Arsenic ....
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    >A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for
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    >some arsenic. The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want
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    >with arsenic?". The lady say's "To kill my husband." "I
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    >can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist. The
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    >lady then reaches into her purse, pulls out a photo and
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    >shows it to the druggist. The photo is of a man and a women
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    >in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the
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    >lady is the druggist's wife. He looks at the photo and
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    >says" Oh........... I didn't know you had a prescription!"
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  2. DISPENSER 4 HIRE

    DISPENSER 4 HIRE Millennium Member

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    The strange thing is I had a man who was astounded that I would not / could not sell him arsenic a few days ago. I did not ask for details.
     

  3. podwich

    podwich

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    I realize this is a joke, but it ain't that hard to buy the stuff. It took me about 2 minutes to find some (legally) on the web.