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Preschoolers learn meat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal.

    Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig. The last meat was labeled venison. The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint "what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night" she asked?

    All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled "Jesus Christ! Spit it out, it's Butthole"!