pregnancy questions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 16, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Muskogee Ok.
    Here are a few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions
    by both men and women. First, the questions from women:

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
    labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an
    air current.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    And, from men:

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
    she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
    my wife is in labor?
    A: Only if the words "alimony" and "child support" scare you.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
    and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
  2. RyanSBHF

    RyanSBHF Senior Member

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    Jun 28, 2004