Here are a few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions by both men and women. First, the questions from women: Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. And, from men: Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Only if the words "alimony" and "child support" scare you. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.