Preacher

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  1. okie

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    The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he
    noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her
    boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the
    flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after
    everyone else left the church.
    When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice.
    "Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"
    "Why reverend." the young thing replied. All of my boyfriends tell me that
    they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts."
    "Hmm. Well let me check," said the man of the cloth, placing his head
    between her boobs. After several minutes, he raised his head and said. "I
    don't hear any angels singing!"
    "Of course not reverend." she said. Your not plugged in yet."