Her parents having gone out of town for the weekend, Mary The Prom Queen was with her beau, a Pastor's son, alone in her home. They were watching a X rated romantic video, and Mary was feeling a bit frisky, so she decided to slip into something sexy, revealing and a bit more comfortable. She returned to snuggle and watch the movie on the couch. After a few minutes she was surprised to see her boyfriend get on his knees and start praying. "Oh John," she cried. "You're such a sweet guy. I should have known you'd never try anything with me until we were married." There was an odd gleam in his eye as he looked up and whispered hoarsely. " Quiet hon ! ... Can't you see I'm saying grace?"