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Praying

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 2, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Her parents having gone out of town for the weekend, Mary The Prom

    Queen was with her beau, a Pastor's son, alone in her home. They were

    watching a X rated romantic video, and Mary was feeling a bit frisky, so

    she decided to slip into something sexy, revealing and a bit more comfortable.



    She returned to snuggle and watch the movie on the couch. After a few

    minutes she was surprised to see her boyfriend get on his knees and

    start praying.



    "Oh John," she cried. "You're such a sweet guy. I should have known

    you'd never try anything with me until we were married."



    There was an odd gleam in his eye as he looked up and whispered

    hoarsely. " Quiet hon ! ... Can't you see I'm saying grace?"