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Pray For Dave....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by PEC-Memphis, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. PEC-Memphis

    PEC-Memphis Scottish Member

    Oct 19, 2006
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    Doh ?
    As many of you know, Dave is a fairly wealthy guy but a bit forgetful, an absent minded genius if you will. And as many of you know, Dave's wife, Carol, can be a bit demanding.

    Now Carol has a birthday coming up and she demands a special gift or else. She says, "On my birthday I want to find a present in the driveway that will go from zero to two-hundred in 6.9 seconds or less."

    Dave leaves for work and gives a honk as he leaves - which gets his wife's attention. Sure enough, there is a 24" x 24" x 12" box in the driveway with a big red bow and a prancing horse on the side.

    Carol eagerly brings the box into he house expecting to find the keys to a new Ferrari. Instead she finds a........

    ......bathroom scale.

    Please pray for Dave, he hasn't been heard from in a week.