prank ideas

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  1. mrwiggins

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    ok fellas, i need some ideas for pranks to play on neighbors! so far, they've taped a box of packing peanuts to my door frame, and when i opened it up, they got all over the place. after finals, the war will be on, and i need ideas! here's what i have

    i'm going to tape the sprayer on there sink so when they turn the water on, it gets all over them.

    set hose to sprinkler and get one of those valves that you connect the spigit itself and turn it on with the valve off, aim sprinkler at door and run a string from door knob to the valve, when they open it, it turns on and sokes them!

    i've got some others, the staple bucket over the door filled with water

    trash bag that tears when they open the door paper or something falls all over...

    toying with the idea of connecting something electric to the door knob

    vasoline, on door knob and stuff

    explodeing cigrette lighter,

    what else?
     
  2. JP500

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    Install a decoy safety on his glock 17.

    Keep him guessing for hours!;a
     

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    Google it! Google pranks etc and see what comes up.
     
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    Take a look at SIRCHIE's website. All sorts of fun stuff when it comes to "pranks". My favorite has to be the visible stain detection powders. Pretty basic principle... they touch an object dusted with this powder, it transfers to their skin, and then moisture turns their hands the color of your choosing.

    Another great site to check out is SHOMER-TEC. Look under their "Cool Stuff" category, and their "Electronics Devices" categories.

    One of the other things you can do is buy one of the increasingly common "singles" packs that many meat products come in... SPAM singles, SPAM Turkey singles, Tuna singles... Strategically place one or two of these as one would place the scent sachets around your intended marks residence. The best part about this method is that it will take at a minimum of a week before your victim knows something has gone horribly wrong.

    Take one of the Fog Machines that are commonly used at parties, dances, etc... and modify it as such; run a three to four foot length of radiator hose from the outlet of the fog machine into your intended victims clothes drier, stovetop hood, or bathroom exhaust vent outlets.

    Take the two component skunk scent and put one of each component on your victims gas and brake pedals. The point is, keep them separated. As the victim drives and routinely shifts his foot from the gas to the brake pedal, it's gonna mix the two and... you get the idea.

    If you really want to make an enemy, run a garden hose through the household exhaust vents mentioned above. Once I unwittingly "got" my sister that way. Boy was she mad...

    Go to a surplus outlet and surround their house in police tape. Have a dummy covered in a blood stained sheet, spent shell casings scattered around and... well, use your imagination.
     
  6. AlphaTea

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    My favorite is getting any kind of a spray can that has a plastic lid on it. A spray paint can or a deodorant can or cooking spray, it does not matter. I take off the plastic lid and fill it with confetti or those leftovers in a 3 hole punch.

    Or

    Flush the toilet. AS soon as the bowl fills back up, turn off he water to the tank...
     
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    Toilet --- Poop in tank

    or

    Use gelitan in the bowl. let it set up, then pour a little bit of water on top of it so not to see that its gel. There is only one way to get the stuff out of the toilet, and its not going to flush.


    Cut the seams off of the toothpaste carfully. Baking soda in a half bottle of ketchup, Do Not Shake!!
     
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    If you have access to the kitchen area, and they have a rinse hose at the sink, place electrical tape around the rinsing hose handle activating the squirting device. Make sure the nozzle is facing front so that as soon as they turn on the water, it sprays them.


    Do you have access to their bathroom toiletries? If they use a white stick anti-perspirant, roll it up and cut off about an inch of product. Roll it back down and fill the void with cream cheese. Shape it so it looks natural and replace the top. The next user gets cream cheese under the arm. Very messy.

    These little ideas courtesy of Homewrecker.
     
  9. Trebuchet

    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    Shrink wrap their car.

    Fill their car with packing peanuts.

    Freeze a can of shaving cream (barbasol, etc..)
    MAKE SURE IT'S FROZEN!
    Cut the bottom off with a can opener, and leave it in a locker, gym bag, medicine cabinet, the void between the front door and the screen door.

    Spray pepper spray on their door handles.

    remove their ignition coil wire from the car.

    fill shoes with peanut butter.

    saran wrap over the toilet bowl.

    ;c ;c
     
  10. mrwiggins

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    we might need to sticky this. i'm really useing only harmless, funny, non property destroying stuff, here my word doc. with what i have so far.


    pranks

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    o Sleeping pranks
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    o Put coathangers between the matress and the sheet.
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    o Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well.

    o Leave someone's furniture in a 99% disassembled state. Repeat as necissary.
    If you know someone who is a homophobe, slip some homoerotic art books in their bag while they are distracted. When they walk through the library's book detector, they will have to empty out the bag revealing the book in question.


    Hide pornographic pictures (the nastier the better) in places where someone who is very easily offended or embaressed will find them quite unexpectedly. Even better if there are numerous amounts of small pictures hidden in obscure places that will still be found even years later

    o Purchase several hundred crickets from the local pet store and release them everywhere. (and I do mean everywhere) Crickets are quite noisy and should result in a few sleepless nights.

    o Place a small tube in one or the water holes with the other end pointed outward at the victim. When flushed results in an improptu shower.


    Place vasilene (or some other reasonably clear gel) on the seat at night. Listen for the screams. ICY-HOT or Atomic Balm are even better. Also put the stuff on the toilet paper.

    o Place several packages of "Knox" (clear geletin) in the toilet of someone who will not be around for several days. Looks like water and is harder to detect than the celophane on the lid. For a more instant effect, there is a substance availlable at most magic supply stores called anhydrous sodium poly-acrylate which holds up to 300 times its weight in water. Doesn't take much to turn a toilet solid or someone's drink, or...


    Fill the shower head with dry temper paint, onion salt, easter egg pellets or the like. Lifesavers are great since they disolve and then reform on the victim. The victim will feel sticky afterwards and of course the solution to that is to take another shower

    Remove someone's doorknob and reinstall it with the lock on the inside. Works best if the victim is in the room and the door is locked and you have his/her keys.


    o Place clear tape across the outside of a door from top to bottom. Frequently people will run into it especially if they are in a hurry.


    o Steal a person's door. Leave a trail of clue's as to where to find it. Have them running all over the place trying to find it and have them end up somewhere near where they started. (like in the next room)

    o Brick up the entrances to a building at night before anyone arrives.


    Here's a little trick that can be beneficial to society by helping to keep drunks off the roads. The victim in this case is a drunk who shouldn't be driving anyway. Locate the drunk's car at his local watering hole. Come supplied with a good jack and several blocks of wood. Jack up the back end of the car (or front end for front wheel drives) and place wood blocks under the car to keep the tires an inch or so off the ground. The drunk will come staggering to his vehicle, start it up, but then his wheels will spin but he won't go anywhere. Maybe he'll get the message.


    Ohhh... goody!
    Then you can pull some goodies!
    First: a drug bust. Stuff you need: a fake, yet realistic knife, some powdered sugar (the drugs), a plastic bag for the drugs, paper for the notes, and two people to play like thugs.
    First, you write a series of notes, one of which will contain the place and time of the swap. Then you must MAKE SURE NOBODY CALL THE COPS! Then on the day that this is gonna' go down, have two of your accomplices act like thay don't wanna' go, or they're going somewhere else,then they dress up like thugs and have the swap, while you, the victim, and som,e others (you need as many ppl as you can get) will wait, hidden, and watch.
    Then one of the 'Thugs' will find out that the 'drugs' (which is really just powdered sugar) aren't real. That thug stabs the other with the fake knife and runs, the other one plays dead.
    By now the victim is thouroughly hyped up, and will want to run, or catch the remaining thug. If he decides to catch the thug, then make sure the thug trips or something. And VOILA! An elaborate joke that will make him speechless. :D
    I've got others, too, if you don't like this one. :D


    Saran wrap the victim to his bed


    put bed up on beer bottles, carefully making sure it’s not visable to the victum, when they go to lay down,,,, crash!
     
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  12. Steve Koski

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    "Spray pepper spray on their door handles."

    That's a good one! That crap BURNS when you rub your eyes 4 hours later.
     
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    If you have access to their house just remove all the labels from their canned goods.

    "What's for dinner tonight honey?"

    "Chefs Surprise"

    Again if you have access, on some dresser drawers you can remove them and put the drawer back in upside down. Carefully place their clothes in the drawer and when they go to open it the clothes dump on the floor.

    Even better if you have access to their house, find out what type/brand of under wear he has in his dresser drawer. Replace with some 2 sizes smaller. (my wife put some of my 12 year old son's underwear in my dresser by mistake, I didn't think it was funny at 0600 trying to get dressed in the dark without waking her up.)



    Place an add in the paper putting their car up for sale at a real low price.

    Place add in the paper advertising an "Open House" house for sale.

    Order a bunch of magazines with the "Bill me later" box checked.

    Use Roundup (or alternately fertilizer) to create crop circles in their front yard.
     
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    I would skip anything that explodes in thier hands!



    Ex-Lax cake frosting: Everything will come out ok in the end!

    ;P ;P ;g ;y ;? ;x ;1 ;z ^4 ^3 ~rf ~woohoo~
     
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    Place an ad for the love lorn in thier name.

    Place a kinky ad in the love lorn section in thier name.

    Glue their car door locks shut with hot melt glue.
     
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    Jack their car up on small blocks and let the air out of their tires.

    Dissolve Exlax pills and mix into their fruit juice, milk or beer

    Send love notes in their name to someone they can't stand, etc.

    Short sheet their bed.

    Sprinkle sugar on their bed sheets, it sticks better than salt.

    Mix real wrapped candies with "homemade" using strong nasty flavors like: Salmon, Jack Macarel, Tuna, Oregano, Garlic, Onion, Clove, Basel, Red and Yellow Currie, etc.

    Put lots of food coloring in their fruit juice.

    Put black shoe polish on the rim of the eye pieces on their binoculars or glasses.

    Put itching powder on their underwear.

    Place Saran wrap over the victim's front door.

    Rub butter over the victim’s car windows. Or
    Spray PAM on their car's glass. (Less noticeable at first but more hazardous)

    Sprinkle baby powder and/or itching powder on the car seats.

    Put a block of Limburger cheese on their car's exhaust manifold.

    Post emails from or setup their computer to match making web sites.

    Setup a blind date with their most odious opponent and video the meeting.

    Pour a Sprite on the car's glass

    ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P
     
  17. Arrkhal

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    Hide a half a pop tart or something else sugary somewhere in their room, preferrably near their bed or in their underwear drawer. It'll attract ants like crazy sooner or later. And even after they find and remove the food, the ants will just keep coming.
     
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    Just re-read your post, you mention their cigarettes.

    If they smoke and you can get a hold of their cigarettes for a few minutes just paint over the white portion of the filter with some White Out correction fluid. When it dries you can't see it, but when they try and take a drag on the cigirette they can't suck any air through it.

    If you are real carefull you can either put in one of the cigarette loads that will cause it to explode or remove some of the tabaco and replace it with chopped up rubber bands, then cover with some more tabaco. You may want to buy a pack of similar cigarettes and just have some ready to swap out with theirs.

    When I was in the Army I got a guy with the white out, it was pretty funny watching him try and smoke one, When he figured it out he searched real careful through his pack of cigarettes looking for the white out on the butts. His next cigarette was one with the rubber band pieces in it, He got one good puff on it, second puff it burst into flames and black smoke. He threw out the whole pack after that.