Poultyr Fact

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  1. aspartz

    aspartz

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    Why don't roosters have hands?




    Because chickens don't have breasts (substituted for a naughty, non-GT friendly aphorism).



    Heard that at the bar tonite -- was funny to a buch of drunks...

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  2. vafish

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    That could also be why they don't have lips!

    But if Chickens don't have breasts what do I keep buying at the grocery store?