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potluck beans

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    > >
    > > >>One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous
    > > >>beans
    > > >>for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running
    > > >>through
    > > >>the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BB's in the other.
    > > >>He
    > > >>tripped
    > > >>and the BB's, naturally, went right into the pot of beans.
    > > >>Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he
    > > >>should
    > > >>risk punishment, so he said nothing.
    > > >>The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the
    > > >>favorite
    > > >>dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little
    > > >>Johnny's
    > > >>mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but
    > > >>what did
    > > >>you put in them this time?"
    > > >>Jan replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
    > > >>"Well, said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I
    > > >>shot
    > > >>the canary!"
     
  2. okie

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