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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 13, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?"

    The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam."

    "Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any
    service-related disabilities?"

    The guy says, "In fact, I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion
    removed my private parts so they declared me disabled. It doesn't affect
    my ability to work, though."

    "Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you!
    I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about
    10, and we'll get you started."

    The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me
    to come at 10?"

    "Well, here at the post office, we don't do anything but sit around
    and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of your coming
    in for that.
     
  2. aspartz

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    Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

    Because they don't have balls to scratch

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  3. BruceH

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    That's the same reason you see women drivers running their hand through their hair at stop lights. Nothing to scratch!