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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ender, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    just wanted to see how long it took for a mod to check this thread out ;)

    so whats up alex;d




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  2. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    So why do all racist jokes start by looking over your shoulder???
     

  3. pizzaaguy

    pizzaaguy

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    Dictionary.com sez:

    No entry found for rascist.
    Did you mean racist?

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  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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  5. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Two racist runners are racing. One turns to the other and says: _________________________________!
     
  6. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    pizzaaguy!!! if i wanted people to think i didn't like other races/cultures/etc, i would have put the word RACIST in the title.

    obviously, you need to check your facts before you poast.

    **shakes head**
     
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    Penman Goauche User

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    A ______ and a ______ __________ and then __________ at _______. they met a __________ and ____________ because __________. He said: "___________________________!"
     
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    JHS Millennium Member

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    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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  10. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Al Sharpton, Jerry Fallwell and Mahatma Ghandi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
     
  11. kf4zra

    kf4zra I miss ya Murph

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    sweet, beat the lock!! :)


    John
     
  12. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    nascar rascists? ibtl
     
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    one black dog says to another black dog "am I black?" the other dog says "don't be so hard on yourself"^1 ;T
    Sorry...i'm really drunk right now.
     
  14. Thermal

    Thermal Got Beer?

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    One day Rufus called teefus...
     
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    Dictionary.com says:

    No entry found for poast.
    Did you mean posat?

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  16. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Great, this thread is supposed to be full of racist slurs, now it's a flame war between two dim bulbs who couldn't tell if the sun was shining at 12:00 Noon on July 4th in the Sahara.

    What ever happened to common courtesy? Damn you all!!!
     
  17. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Oh come on. Isn't anyone going to congratulate me on my brilliantly ironic post?
     
  18. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    apparently the irony of *another* misspeled word when i was challenging you for correcting me is lost.

    i guess i'll just stop trying ;)
     
  19. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    i would, but i don't get it!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
     
  20. Minuteman

    Minuteman Jeff Gannon???

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    Pizzaguy: How many rascist does it take to change a light bulb?

    Ender: Do you mean racist?

    Pizzaguy: Yes, how many ra(s)cists does it take to change a light bulb? 11, One to stand on a poast, and one...

    Ender: Do you mean posast?

    Pizzaguy: No, listen, it funny... one to stand on a poast and ten to spin the ceiling.

    Ender: Racism isn't funny.

    Pizzaguy: No, it's just a joke.

    Ender: I don't think your very funny.

    Pizzaguy: : Oh, forget it.

    ;e