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positive attitude

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 19, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    How to start your day with a positive attitude:
    >
    >1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
    >2. Name it "John Kerry."
    >3. Send it to the trash can.
    >4. Empty the trash.
    >5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "John
    >Kerry"?
    >6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...
    >
    >
    >He throws away someone else's medals.
    >He drives someone else's SUV.
    >He marries someone else's wife
    >and He inherits someone else's money.
    >Maybe someday he'll be president of someone else's country (perhaps
    his
    >beloved France?).