How to start your day with a positive attitude: > >1. Create a "new folder" on your computer. >2. Name it "John Kerry." >3. Send it to the trash can. >4. Empty the trash. >5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "John >Kerry"? >6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly... > > >He throws away someone else's medals. >He drives someone else's SUV. >He marries someone else's wife >and He inherits someone else's money. >Maybe someday he'll be president of someone else's country (perhaps his >beloved France?).