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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 19, 2006.

  1. okie

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    An elderly woman decided to have her
    portrait painted.

    She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond
    earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald
    bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex."

    "But you are not wearing any of those things."

    "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die
    before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry
    right away, and I want his new wife to go
    crazy looking for the jewelry."