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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. okie

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    An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told
    the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
    emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."

    "But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.

    "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm
    sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
    looking for the jewelry."