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Pope's Blessing

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 25, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti homini" - Blessed be mankind.

    A women's rights group approached the pope the next day. They noticed that the pope had blessed all of mankind, but not womankind. So the next day, after his sermon, the pope concluded by saying, "Tuti homini, et tuti femini" - Blessed be mankind and womankind.

    The next day, a gay-rights group approached the pope. They said that they noticed that he had blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could also bless those who are gay.

    The pope said, "Sure."

    The next day, the pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti homeni, et tuti femini, et tuti fruiti."
     
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