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Poor Flea

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 29, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.

    Last year....when one flea got to Miami, he was shivering and shaking.

    The other flea asked him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"

    The first flea said, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

    The other flea responded, saying, "That's the WORST way to travel! Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the BEST way to travel that I can think of."

    The first flea thanked the second flea and said he would give it a try next year.

    A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Miami, he is shivering and shaking again.

    The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

    "Yes," says the first flea. "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was soooooo nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up I was back in the mustache from the guy on the Harley."
     
  2. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Great ! That is an old joke and one of my favorites. I could not remember how it went. thanx ;)
     

  3. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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