I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ***** Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ***** The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ***** God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ***** I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. ***** Every morning is the dawn of a new error.