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Ponderings

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    - I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

    - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

    - Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

    - I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, THAT'S not going to happen.'

    - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    - In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal.

    - How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

    - Most of these terrorists came here legally, but they hung around on expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster--you're 2 days late with a video and those people are all over you ... soooo let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
     
  2. pistolwhipped

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