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Pondering at 2:00am

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. CHEF-LOU

    CHEF-LOU

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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband
    was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes
    downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at
    the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of
    him.
    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and
    takes a sip of his coffee."What's the matter, dear?" she
    whispers as she steps into the room.
    "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The
    husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20
    years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?"
    he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking
    that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I
    do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words were
    not coming easily.
    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back
    seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," said
    the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
    The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved
    the shotgun to my face and said, 'Either you marry my
    daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
    "I remember that too" she replies softly. He wipes
    another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have
    gotten out today.
     
  2. StoneGiant

    StoneGiant

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    ;f LOL! ;f

    P.S. My 20th's coming up next month...