I was traveling between Phoenix and Ajo the other day when I got a flat
tire South of Gila Bend. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Democrat or
Republican," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well you can
just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican. The driver gave me
the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!", I shouted. "Hop in!", replied the blonde. Driving down the
road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to
me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt
that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the
brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?,
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five
minutes and already, I want to screw somebody."