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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 23, 2002.

  1. okie

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    I was traveling between Phoenix and Ajo the other day when I got a flat
    tire South of Gila Bend. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
    My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the
    next town.

    The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
    window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Democrat or
    Republican," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well you can
    just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

    Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
    question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican. The driver gave me
    the finger and drove off.

    I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
    since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
    Republicans.

    The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
    She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
    "Democrat!", I shouted. "Hop in!", replied the blonde. Driving down the
    road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to
    me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt
    that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

    Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the
    brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?,
    she asked.

    "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five
    minutes and already, I want to screw somebody."