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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VANMAN, Jul 2, 2004.

  1. VANMAN

    VANMAN

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    John Kerry is out jogging one morning when he notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?"

    The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

    Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

    "Democrats," the child says.

    "Oh that's cute," Kerry says and he runs off.

    A couple of days later, Kerry is slow jogging with his buddy Ted Kennedy, and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

    John Kerry says to Ted, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Kerry says, "Look in the box, Ted, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid, tell my friend Ted what kind of kittens they are."

    The boy replies, "They're Republicans."

    "Whoa," Kerry says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"

    "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."
    ;G
     
  2. 10hasteeth

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    That's still one of the best!!!!!
     

  3. vafish

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    Ted Kennedy Jogging?

    Now that is funny!
     
  4. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Yeah. I knew it was fake when I read that. LOL