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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 10hasteeth, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. 10hasteeth


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    May 29, 2004
    houston, tx
    The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride in to a small town. They go in a bar for a drink. A man walks in and ask who's white horse that is outside. The Lone Ranger says it's his. The man says the horse is about to die from heat exhaustion. Tonto goes outside to give Silver some water. A little while later the same thing happens again. This time the Lone Ranger gives Silver some water, and tells Tonto to take the horse blanket off Silver, and run around him flapping the blanket, to create a breeze and cool Silver off. A little while later another man comes in to the bar, and again asks who's white horse that is. The Lone Ranger ,fearing the worst, since they have done everything to cool him off, says it's his.He then asks if Silver is dead. The man says just left your engine (injun) running.