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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 6, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Liquid Grain Storage Facility: Beer Gut

    Conversational Minimalist: Quiet guy

    Minimal Cranial Development: Stupid guy

    Discovers Alternative Destinations: He gets lost all the time

    Follicle Regressed: Balding guy

    Gastronomically Expressive: Farts & belches

    Prefers Generationally Differential Relationships: Cradle-robber

    Accidentally Horizontal: Falling-down drunk

    Suffers Rectal-Cranial Inversion: Acts like an *******

    Anatomically Compact: Short guy

    Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion: Has a rich dad

    Vehicular Addiction: Can't stop talking about cars.

    Socially Malformed: Nerd

    Suffers from Reverse Bulimia: Eats like a pig

    Overly Caucasian: Bad dancer

    Swine Empathy: Male chauvenist pig

    Monogamously Challenged: Afraid of a commitment