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Politically Correct Guide To Guys

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    He does not have a beer gut;
    he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
    He is not quiet;
    he is a Conversational Minimalist.
    He does not get lost all the time;
    he discovers Alternative Destinations.
    You do not buy him a drink;
    you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.
    He does not fart and belch;
    he is Gastronomically Expressive.
    He is not a redneck;
    he is a Genetically-Related American.
    He is not a cradle robber;
    he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
    He does not have a rich daddy;
    he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion.
    He does not hog the blankets;
    he is Thermally Unappreciative.
    He is not a male chauvinist pig;
    he has Swine Empathy.
    He is not afraid of commitment;
    he is Monogamously Challenged
     
  2. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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