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Political Potpourri

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 10, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
    Because they can lie without moving their lips.

    What does a politician have in common with Jeffrey Dahmer?
    They both have skeletons in their closet.

    What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
    LIAR.

    What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
    A breeding-heart liberal.

    If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of
    progress?

    What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a
    corrupt lawyer?
    Chelsea.

    How does the IRS describe a day at work?
    Taxing.