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Polish Sausage

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 1, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage."

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?..... Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no."

    "And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    "Well, I probably wouldn't."

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

    The Clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."