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Polish Immigrant Applies For Drivers License

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nestor, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. Nestor

    Nestor Lean & Mean

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    A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

    He has to take an eyesight test.

    The optician shows him a card with the letters
    "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'"

    Can you read this?" the optician asks.

    "Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy.

    ;)
     
  2. CanadianGlockFan

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  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    LOL. And that first Z is silent.
     
  4. kawalerzysta

    kawalerzysta

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    Not exactly :) cz in polish is a sound by itself
     
  5. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    You done good, Bubba, I like that. I find it painful to type this morning. Last evening my little pick-up developed a problem and I stuck my left little finger against the end of the fan blade. All my left haqnd letters hurt to type, especially the Q, A, Z, S, and shift.