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~ Police Stop Leads To Bizzare Arrest ~

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  1. LASTRESORT20

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    "In what was described by Lt. Paul Sullivan as “the most bizarre traffic stop” that he has seen in his 23 years on the force, Canton police responded to a report of a disabled vehicle traveling on Route 95. They came across the vehicle shortly after 2 a.m. traveling in the high-speed lane on the southbound side...."

    `We spotted the green Hyundai Elantra traveling at approximately five miles-per-hour in the passing lane with a huge shower of sparks coming from the rear of the vehicle. As we got closer we noticed that the rear end of the vehicle was dragging on the ground due to the fact that there were no rear tires or axle on the vehicle,” said Lt. Sullivan of the Canton Police. “After the vehicle pulled over, we approached it and found that the driver was not only drinking a can of beer, but that he was not wearing any pants and that he had urinated on himself.”
    After not one, but two, brief foot chases, Francis Fasher, 45, of Foxboro, was placed under arrest.
    “There were also two female passengers in the back seat,” stated Lt. Sullivan. “One of the females was asleep, partially clad. The other was extremely hysterical. At that time, we believed that she might have been under the influence of PCP, due to the fact that she claimed there were mice biting at her and climbing on her.”
    `Because of the size of the two women, police were unable to pull the women out of the rear doors of the vehicle. After members of the Canton Rescue Squad cut the roof off the vehicle, and with the help of a crane supplied by Shaugnessy Crane, the women were lifted out of the car. Police estimate the weight of each woman was between 300 and 450 pounds.....(....More)

    http://thedailycricket.com/2008/06/23/bizzare-arrest-on-rt-95/

     
  2. gjk5

    gjk5 Pinche Gringo

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    Was it Ron White that said something to the extent of he knew when he was drunk because there was a fat chick in the back seat? Because each girl weighing between 300-450 pounds, I'm surprised he's alive with that much alcohol in his system. :wow:

    I really hope the fact that they needed a crane to get the girls out is a slap in the face that they need to fix something, but I doubt it. :rofl:
     
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    transporting lab animals :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Drain You

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    He drink all morning. He get crazy.
     
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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahahaha that's the best thing I've read all week :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  8. Durden

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    WTF!!! They ruined a perfectly good green Hyundai Elantra by cutting the roof off of it!

    That is bizarre!
     
  9. Durden

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    Okay.

    I just read the rest of the story by clicking the link.

    The whole green Hyundai Elantra actually isn't even close to being the most bizarre part.
     
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    I read it on the internet, it HAS to be TRUE!

    Who the hell you callin crazy?
    You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch!
     
  11. schild

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    If he's a former male model?
     
  12. clancy

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    Without proper permits. Is that the mice or the 2 fat chicks?
     
  13. steveksux

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    Well, to be fair, it's VERY hard to find one 800 pound woman, so you usually have to mix and match a couple of them around 400lb , give or take.

    Randy

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  14. Bren

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    Is it April 1st?

    I'd love for this to be a true story, but I don't think so.
     
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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Sounds like the voice of experience talking. What vehicle do you use to transport them?
     
  16. DaleGribble

    DaleGribble Sandwich!

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    Funny article but it's a site like The Onion.

    Some of the other headlines are...

    Joe Biden ready to tackle the Fiscal Clit.

    Big Bird attempts suicide.

    Daredevil attempts to jump over Roseanne Barr's ******.
     
  17. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Zactly!

    Not true. I live in these here parts. If it were true, we'd be all over it like Bahstonianz on Cleyam Chahwdah.

    Probably locally written, tho. People in these parts love them the Pu-Pu Platters.
     
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    The news report is fake. I wish I could say the same about the picture of the pink dog...
     
  20. ggarciatx

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    they found a Toshiba tablet in the car?:supergrin::devildance:
     
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