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Police officer George and Officer Mary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    Police officer George and Officer Mary had been assigned to
    walk the beat.

    They had only been out a short while when Mary said,
    "Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on
    my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

    George replied, "We don't have to go back. Just give Fido
    my trusty police dog one sniff, and he will go fetch them for
    you."

    It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the
    station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog.

    Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting.
    After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the
    wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.

    Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass,
    and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass,
    and they are starting to worry.

    Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance.
    The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a
    dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk
    Sergeant's balls in his mouth!
     
  2. Sharker

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    WOW... that had an unexpected twist!
    :rofl:
     

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    Not really.:animlol:



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    Yeah for the desk sargeant!
     
  8. Sharker

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    Sorry, I was expecting the dog to be retrieving a fish from the market or something.

    It def made me :rofl: :rofl: