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Police dog mauls WalMart worker

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by gwalchmai, Jun 11, 2012.

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  1. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    C'mon. It wasn't a receipt thing. Sheeesh that is SOOOO old here.



    The dude ran out of smiley-face stickers. :rofl:


    Officer Friendly should go potty before his shift starts. . . or back at the farm/barn/house. LOL
     
  4. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

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    What's the problem, don't people frequently get their dogs chew toys at Walmart? :dunno:


    Jack
     
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    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    unionized police pitbull with a tattoo?

    COOL!
     
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    Using the bathroom sometimes results in carry items being inadvertently pushed, or guns dropping.

    Remember: S*** happens in a bathroom. (funny)
     
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    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    Damn, bites to the stomach and groin.

    That's messed up.
     
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    That's what my EDC knife if for. The dog would have been dead before the Officer finished dropping his log.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    GarySTL NRA Life Member

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    I wonder what would have happened if the fellow attacked had had a pistol or knife and killed the dog? Or if a shopper with a pistol had come to his rescue. If you'd been there and armed what would you have done?
     
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    In some states, killing a police K9 is the same as killing a human LEO.
     
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    Dang...got love mechanical failures. Sometimes you just can't account for Murphy..
     
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    You should be able to defend yourself from a human LEO that latches onto your groin unprovoked.
     
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    That's sigworthy right there...
     
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    ….living in a trailer park with a Bravia and a GF with jacked up teeth who likes to be tickled when she's not homeschooling junior?
     
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    I'd guess 20,000. + lawyers fees.
     
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    If we are talking Walmart and dogs.
    Here is a little joke that I really like...

    Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, my wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was in the check out line.
    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
    What did she think I had, an elephant?

    So on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
    I probably shouldn't, I continued, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.
    I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was giving it another go.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is yo u load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
    The food is nutritionally complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds.
    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with my story.

    Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food.
    I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a car hit both of us.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!
     
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    everybodys covering their ***** now!!
     
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