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Police chief

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    TOP TEN SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU:

    1) He refers to you as "our mascot."

    2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.

    3) Your locker is also the broom closet.

    4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."

    5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.

    6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.

    7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.

    8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.

    9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.

    10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.
     
  2. vafish

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    Is number 10 the fact that he can only give you 9 reasons?
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Fish, you take the cake on that one.
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    You got me on that one. Dont know what happened but got her fixed.;g
     
  5. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Thats not funny, okie. My chief treats me that way. ;1 ;1
     
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Sorry to hear that my friend
     
  7. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    It isn't so bad, exept for the water pistol. It keeps leaking, and it lookes like I am always pissing in my pants.