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Police caught catnapping on the job

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by steveksux, Feb 15, 2010.

  1. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    http://freep.com/article/20100213/NEWS03/2130307/1005/NEWS03/30-cats-removed-from-Southfield-home

    Taking cats without the owners permission?

    Catnapping, of course! What would you call it if it were kids? Kidnapping... :tongueout::rofl:

    Randy
     
  2. Hack

    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    Ach! You are just awful.:supergrin:
     

  3. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    Dead cats tell no tails?
     
  4. blueiron

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    Hoarding!

    Impound them into property.
     
  5. MeefZah

    MeefZah Cover is Code 3

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    Thats actually 270 cats, if you count all their lives. Well, minus the one that apparently used them all up.
     
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    razdog76 Heavy Mettle

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    That's not cat napping, the dead one was just a theft.
     
  7. Mhiett

    Mhiett God is Love.

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    That's too many cats for one person to have. Since Obama is president, the cats should be distributed amongst the non cat owners in the community.
     
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    nikerret Mr. Awesome

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    Those who don't want a cat are qualified for up to three whereas those who wish to have more than one must pay for the one they are allocated.
     
  9. RMolina628

    RMolina628 got a job!

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    you must be kitten me, that's a lot o' cats for one crazy cat lady!
     
  10. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    Those who are capable of paying for their cats have to be taxed so they can pay for those who want cats but can't afford it. Even if you never want cats and never owned cats, you have to pay the cat tax so it's socially fair to those who want cats but aren't able to afford it because they don't work.

    Then you have to house government cats against your will, since the 3rd Amendment doesn't apply to cats, only soldiers.
     
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    :rofl: man you guys are killing me. I'm a cat owner and a close friend is a dog lover... but some of these comments are great.
    kitten, cat redistribution, catnapping, 270 life's Oh man I gotta go to bed before I laugh so hard I wake up the kids:rofl:
     
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    We just had to remove a hundred dogs and cats from a local single wide trailer. Apparently there were several dead animals amongst the living animals.
     
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    razdog76 Heavy Mettle

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    It takes a village...

    Oops, wrong presidency.:supergrin:
     
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    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    She is DOS. She is still in there doing her "work".
     
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    Morris CLM

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    Same here! :rofl:

    Cats! The other white meat.
     
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    glock192327 Where is eye

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    And Obama promises each and every one of them a tax credit.
     
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    Dragoon44 Unfair Facist Lifetime Member

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    On a related note, the local Peking Moon is having a special all you can eat buffet thru friday this week.
     
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    Mhiett God is Love.

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    I don't hate cats, but I loooooove Chinese food.