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Polar bear

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad,
    am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are
    son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear,
    your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all
    polar bear."

    Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and
    asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of
    course you are honey. I'm all polar bear, your father
    is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and
    his parents are all polar bear."

    Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his
    grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all
    polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you
    are sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is all
    polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents
    are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?"

    The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm freezing!