Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 20, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the
    condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500
    on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops
    dead at the table.

    Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other
    five continue playing standing up.

    Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's
    going to tell his wife?"

    They cut cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs
    and has to carry the news.

    They tell him to be discreet; be gentle; don't make
    a bad situation any worse.

    "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever
    meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

    Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and
    knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks
    what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband
    just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."

    "Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife.

    Goldberg turns around and start walking away.

    "Where are you going?" asks the wife.

    "I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.