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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 21, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,
    unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and
    handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed "this is ridiculous, I
    don't even make this much money!" The plumber replied, "Neither did I when I was
    a doctor".
     
  2. Dandapani

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    Little old lady called the plumber, but realized she had to run out for a quick errand. The plumber arrives and knocks on the door to which the old lady's parrot says "Who is it?". The plumber calls out "It's the plumber". The parrot again calls out "Who is it?" and the plumber again calls out a little louder "It's The Plumber!". But again the parrot calls out "Who is it?", but this time the plumber quite frustrated screams at the top of his lungs "IT'S THE PLUMBER!" causing himself an brain aneurism and he falls dead on the stoop.


    Minutes later the old lady arrives finding the dead plumber's body at the front door and she exclaims "Who Is It?"....
















    To which her parrot replies: "IT'S THE PLUMBER!"
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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