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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by M&P Shooter, May 28, 2012.

  1. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    I just came from my wife's uncle house. Probably 45 Italians there and about 5 grand in food and unlimited amounts of liquor. I just ate ribs, chicken, pork, a burger, hot dog and some salads washed down with beer and liquor. I am sitting her with my shorts unbuttoned and can't breathe:rofl:

    The shame:crying:
     
  2. Drain You

    Drain You NRA member

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    What does the people being Italian have to do with anything? If anything I'd assume it would slow down the eating process, you know being as how every 3 minutes you have to stop and say "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and stuff like that.
     

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    automatic slim Walmart Shopper

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    Get somebody else to start your car tomorrow....:whistling:
     
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    Italians know how to party, haven't you seen Jersey Shore? ;)


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    FL Airedale Dog Breath

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    When my Italian grandmother was still alive, I had to go through the unbuttoned pants and trouble breathing every time I visited. She'd stand there and stuff pasta down your throat until you couldn't hold anymore and then say "be sure to save room for dessert".

    I'm still not sure if she was kind or sadistic. :supergrin:
     
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  6. Steel Head

    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    Why the shame:dunno:
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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  8. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    I am bloated like a pregnant woman, nothing hot about me right now:crying:
     
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    Did you have any Ricotta Cookies? I am watching Lydias Italia right now on the Create channel.


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  10. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    No but there was chocolate cake with blueberries and raspberries and so many other cakes I can't type them all. I am having another piece tonight with a cup of coffee:supergrin:
     
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    I love Italian cooking they really have the skill.


    (Unless you champion English fare..........then I pray for you)