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Please Do Not Break This Chain

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by BigBob, Nov 25, 2002.

  1. BigBob

    BigBob

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    This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!

    Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

    Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

    When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

    At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping. REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

    One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Spanish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.

    You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back again. Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!

    Bill Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    Billy Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    Billie Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    B. Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    William Jefferson Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    W. Jefferson Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    W. Jeff Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    W. J. Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    W. Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    William J Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    Wilhelm Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    Willie Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    Will Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    Mr. Hillary Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017

    Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
    780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
     
  2. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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