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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Did you hear about the long delays on the golf course outside
    Washington, DC?

    Seems like there was a foursome playing that was taking forever to get
    around the course.

    The group consisted of Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and
    Bill Clinton.

    According to observers, the problems they were having were attributable
    to typical problems faced by the novice golfer.

    Monica is a hooker,
    OJ is a slicer,
    Kennedy cannot drive over water,
    and
    Clinton is never sure which hole he is supposed to be playing.