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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Everybody Makes Mistakes
    One day a man went golfing on a Sunday Morning. All the caddies were taken, but a nun was there and offered to caddy for him. On the first green, the man barely missed a short putt.

    "damn it, I missed!" The man exclaimed.

    The nun warned him, "Don't say that, or God will strike you dead."

    Later on in the game the man's putt swerved to the right, missing the hole.

    "damn it, I MISSED!" he cried.

    "Don't say that, or God will strike you dead..." the nun warned again.

    On the last hole, the man had to sink a short, easy putt to win. The putt stopped 1 inch from the hole.

    "damn it! I MISSED!!", the man yelled frustrated.

    Then suddenly, the skies got dark and a large lightning bolt streaked from the heavens, striking the nun directly on the head, killing her. A thunderous voice came from the sky --

    "damn IT, I MISSED!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

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