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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    From a Southwest Airlines employee....

    "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt,
    insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like
    every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you
    probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a
    sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the
    ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If
    you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before
    assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children,
    decide now which one you love more."
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Tru-dat. Have heard versions of that on a couple of SWA flights.

    Funniest part is "If you are travelling with a small child - or someone who acts like one - place your mask on before helping your husband." ROTFLMAO!!!