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Plane is crashing!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Egyas, Oct 21, 2003.

  1. Egyas

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    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

    he 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

    The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die", and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

    The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a
    superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

    The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
    schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

    The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."